Our Customer & Staff Favorites


Our store is not just a shopping experience, it’s a SEXUAL EDUCATION!

The purpose of our Sex Museum  is to preserve and present the history, evolution and cultural significance of human sexuality.


Provincetown Carnival 2012

Provincetown Carnival 2016

Known for its beaches, harbor, artists, and status as the vacation destination for the LGBTQ community, Provincetown MA has much to offer.

Visit P-Town and see for yourself, why it has been a favorite gay destination both for summer vacations & year round living for years.

Our guests define Toys of Eros.  From serious discussions about sexual politics, to consulting with our educators, to downright hilarity and crazy fun, our customers make Toys of Eros all that it is. Here’s to you..





Perks of the Job!! We get to try the newest toys and we love to provide our customers with our inside picks!

If you are not sure where to start and want to see what has been tried and loved by the Toys of Eros crew – the following selection are our must haves at home!


Trans, Gender Queer, MtoF, GenderFluid, Non-Binary, FtoM, Cis, Fuck Gender.

Check out our Queer Nation Provincetown Gear. STPs, Pack-pee-play, binders, books, and more.



You’re sex life should be the most adventurous, fun over the top thing that you do. It should be the most fun activity you engage in.

But How? The excitement around sex almost always fades, especially when you’ve been with your partner a long time.

So you amp it up and create crazy, adventurous, and fun ways to play. BDSM, Kink, Fetish.  We carry everything you could desire or imagine.



Uberlube…Provincetown’s favorite lube

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Uberlube… Provincetown Favorite Lube

If you want to consult an expert on lube, talk to a gay man.  Here at Toys of Eros, we give away 100’s of samples of Uberlube a day.  And it seems like everyone comes back the next day to buy it.  The men of Provincetown have declared it their favorite lube of all time. And that’s enough for us.

In Short: The slipperiness is perfect and lasts forever. It doesn’t stain sheets or clothing, it has no taste, no smell, and is completley hypoallergenic. You can even drink it, it’s so safe.


The Best Lubes For Gay Men

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We’ve got different needs than heterosexuals when it comes to lube.

The cheapest and the most familiar lube is water based lube. It’s cheap, smooth, slick, and easy to apply. It is compatible with all types of condoms, making it ideal for safe anal sex. It’s also really easy to clean up, just a bit of warm water and everything will be good as new, regardless of how much you want to use. YU can buy it with different consistencies, from super thick to thin, and have a million variations, warming, flavored, etc.

The cons: Water based lube dries out, and gets sticky and gunky, so you have to slop it on thick, and you have to keep reapplying it.


All HAIL the MAGIC Wand!

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The Best Sexual Staple for WOMEN

After 40 years of use, research, trial and error – HITACHI has outdone themselves!  For those of you over 45, you will truly appreciate the new and improved Hitachi Magic Wand. The Hitachi is by far, one of the strongest vibrators on the scene. However, I am sure that some of you may recall previous experiences involving a really loud, heavy, and distracting device.


Sex Talk


We get it.  You have a toy chest filled with broken toys. Well, it’s a new day.  Unlike every other store that sell sex toys, we  accept returns of defective items, no hassle.  And because our clientele is very exclusive, trust between us is easy. So you can return something even if you don’t have your receipt, the original box, or the toy is old.

Note: If you send it back to the manufacturer, you will definitely get a hassle of some sort. Return it to us instead.   Let us deal with the manufacturer. Your job is to have fun with our toys.


Your package will be clearly marked with the words, “Sex Toy Inside.”

Just kidding… Of course, it’s completely discrete, usually in a USPS priority mail box.  The return address is PO BOX 1553 Provincetown, MA. We do not mention the name of the store at all.  If we ever have to call you, we will just say, “This is Jessie from Provincetown,”  until we know it’s you, and not your kid, or Mother.

Our normal shipping method is USPS priority mail. Rates for premium delivery are noted on our checkout page. Should you choose overnight delivery, note that we usually ask the carrier to leave the package at the destination address if no one is there to sign for it.